This joke goes so well with my previous post "Guys can be quite dumb sometimes..." (25 Feb)Thanks Ivy!
Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch- you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are> > extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
Original Punchline:
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
My Preferred Punchline:
This floor exists solely as proof that perfect men (at least in this life) are NON-EXISTANT. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the buidling and have a nice day!
Gee! What a male-basher I'm turning into. Ha ha!
posted by Funkee Ego @ 11:07 PM
4 Comments:
Yes! you are right, women are indeed hard to please but it is also because women seems to be beating man hands down in their own game as well. hehe we are smarter and sassy as well. Besides man are hard to please too, most man dont date and they think god will come down and tell them who to marry haha this is hilarious.
ahaha. this post left me in stitches. wahaha. so funny! haha.
haha..this post is funny and interesting..in fact every post of yours are interesting...how did u do it...lolx...
Hello shiya! How r u doing?
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