Lost in America... STILL!

Just a few jokes to start the week off on a light note...

My Family Finance professor told this to the class:

A child was told by her teacher that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, since the size of a whale's throat is too small for a human to go through.

The child, puzzled, asked the teacher, "What about Jonah?"

The teacher was irritated and repeated that the size of a whale's throat was physically too small to swallow a human.

The child replied, "When I go to heaven, I'm going to ask Jonah about it."

The teacher then asked her, "And what if he goes to hell?"

To which the child replied, "Then you ask him."

This is what my dad sent to me:

An English professor wrote the words : "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Moral of the story: Punctuation is powerful

My preferred moral: Males can't punctuate.

posted by Funkee Ego @ 9:23 PM